I like healthy people and I know how to control health costs. My
wife Michelle worked at University of Chicago Hospital which is a
non-profit organization which makes over $100 million in profit every
year and pays no taxes. She made $121,910 a year. Then I became a
big shot with political influence and I can get them earmarks. So they
gave her a raise to $316,962 a year.
I have been part of the problem and not part of the solution. So
what. Like Reverend Wright says, "God Damn America". Michelle and I
like money and we plan on making a hell of a lot more. Anyone got a
cigarette I can bum?
wife Michelle worked at University of Chicago Hospital which is a
non-profit organization which makes over $100 million in profit every
year and pays no taxes. She made $121,910 a year. Then I became a
big shot with political influence and I can get them earmarks. So they
gave her a raise to $316,962 a year.
I have been part of the problem and not part of the solution. So
what. Like Reverend Wright says, "God Damn America". Michelle and I
like money and we plan on making a hell of a lot more. Anyone got a
cigarette I can bum?
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| That kitty would sure taste good dipped in some McNugget sauce! |
| Yeah right kid. Even I could outrun you. |
| When nobody is looking, two metal antennas sprout out of his head. Then he reports back to the |
| "Good work Comrade Carville. We have nearly perfected our recipe for Mercan McNuggets." "Come back to my planet with me kid. I've got a whole tank full of McNugget sauce. Just for you." |
| Healthy Americans |
| "We have nearly completed fattening up the tastiest of the species on this planet. Send the rest of the ships now!" |